Yoga Facts ☝🏻

This is in response to the frequent lovely yoga themed convo's I've been noticing across my platforms, and is totally factual based info that you naughty fella's might want to know:

Fact: My husband Myles only practices yoga/does yoga exercises with me or by himself...

Why is that you might ask?
But do you really need to ask?
Or do you yourself not know exactly why that might be? 😏

Go on, think on it for just a few seconds, I have faith you'll figure it out...

I mean, for any of you that ARE stumped, I have provided some rather powerful, visually assisted cues of me that should "here kitty-kitty" you smack-dab towards the general answer! And, I mainly shot N' compiled "The" pose he seemed to repeat most in his examples, when he explained that; While he loves and cherishes how much the art of yoga means to me, he cannot show that support by personally attending my classes.

If I was talking to basic boys they'd likely be confused, but you boys aren't basic, and I feel like you get it by now, right?

Yea hun, he doesn't go because his eyes, heart and dick can't take it! 🤪

For me alone, he has mustered the strength to put himself through the delicious pains of it a few times, and that was more than enough for me to be like, "Oh fuck, how did I not even realize that, including myself, my classes are overflowing with women with gorgeous feet!?" 🤣

(Seriously, and another fact that you might love/hate hearing: 90% of my female students legit have very pretty feet/soles! And I would know! Once it dawned on me why it was straining on him, I started to actually LOOK around and was like... "Ohhhhh... Yea, that's a lot of soft soles, high arches and cute wrinkles 😬")

This pose? ☝🏻

This is simply called "Chil.d's pose", and is mainly used as a warm-up, cool down & transitional pose... Aka, it shows up a lot in the span of any typical practice! I don't really think I need to explain it to YOU, being much more the expert than I am, why this pose alone - if 15+ women ALL with soft, sexy, ticklish, wrinkled soles are doing it (My bestie B has INSANELY ticklish soles for instance) would be hell on your sex drive!

SO, if you are considering attending a yoga class because of all the pretty feet - and make no mistake hun, you WILL get what you want, be warned: Be carful what you wish for... 😈

xoxo
-Gwen 🫶🏻

PS. I'm not the only one who wears stirrup leggings either... 🙃