I only said that YOU would have to stop perving out on my feet when your parents got back to the sweet... I said absolutely nothing about me having to stop showing them off. 🤷🏼‍♀️

It's not my fault that A) I have "incredibly soft, plump, perfectly detailed-wrinkled soles", and that B) Your parents have zero clue about your foot fetish.

Auntie knows basic math hun... and if you add into the equation that I'm also on this vacation, and will enjoy being barefoot if I so feel like it, well then... I'm left with the perfect storm for teasing the living fuck out of you with these soles you love SO much while your mum and dad are in the same room! 🤣😜

As far as your mum is concerned, I'm just lying here checking out the menu of the place she recommended I go for dinner...

To Be Continued!
xoxo
-Auntie 😘