My Daughter's Boyfriend:
Precious Little Moments 🤫😈🫢

Besides, it's not like I don't let you soak up any and all of those precious little moments you can get when my daughter is out of the room or momentarily preoccupied...

I'm amazing enough to let your massaging hands and tickling fingers have as much sneaky fun as they can get in those naughty, brief, very generous moments! ... So whatever utterly fucking evil teasing I do decide to put you through in her presence more than makes up for what I give you in return

I know.
You're right.
Best mom AND best girlfriends mom in the whole fucking universe 😇👸🏼

xoxo
💋