The Sock Bandit! 🧦

With OF letting me finally share anything I want, you guys interested in seeing what happens when the so-called "Notorious Sock Bandit" see's me sun tanning in public and makes me his next target? 😏

(I know right? "Sock Bandit?!" Talk about a ridiculous title! 🤣😑 But that really is what they were referring to him as on the news!)

Like, some guy breaking into ppl's houses to steal their socks? What a creepo loser! But I guess based on a couple interviews they had with past victims it was more than that...

Seems he didn't just break in, raid your sock drawer and steal some socks... Apparently his "thing" was to steal them right off your feet while you were sleeping! WTF right? Like, that's "You belong in a padded room" kinda shit!" And I love sleeping in soft fuzzy socks!!

But it's worse. There's more! Turns out (from the women that woke up during it at least) That after he peels your socks off while you're sleeping, and before he runs off with them as his prize, he kisses and licks your feet sleeping??! Like licks the soles of your feet and sucks your toes!! 😨

This was some WAY creepy shit and I started locking my doors asap!!

Unfortunately for me, I didn't know he had already seen my feet at the beach the other day (Which, yea, happen to be hella soft & gorgeous) and had already made me his next target!! 😫

I also didn't know he was extremely proficient and picking locks... And I'm a super deep sleeper 😬

xoxo
Gwen