Tales Of The Step Mom: Home For The Holidays!
Distraction Wrinkles!? 👀🥴🥵

Obviously, watching Christmas movies with the family is a huge holiday tradition for so many people around the world, including you, your dad and I!

If only you lived in a world where you could ACTUALLY watch the movie, right? 🤣

Hey, it's not my fault!

I've got no clue what I'm doing, and you're the one who decided to sit next to me on the couch! I'm just comfortable like this! How am I to know that just resting/stacking my plump, wrinkled soles like this next to you is gonna drive you fucking bonkers!?

(Does it make it harder with the fact that you watched me leave to work today in heels, then watched me come home, kick them off and proceed to relax for the night? Does your foot fetish also mean you like the smell of soft, sweet, sweaty feet? 🤔

Anyyywaayyyy, yes! Let's all watch Home Alone!! 😉

xoxo
-Your amazing Step Momma 💋