Post from Colby Jansen · February 12, 2024

(Sarah McLaughlan's "In the Arms of the Angel" plays in the background of this post)

MUSCLE DADDIES IN THE USA NEED YOUR HELP!

Our nation is in a crisis. Around our country, daddies like this one are experiencing a severe hangover after yesterday's game.

Every year, poor men like this suffer in silence as their bodies and minds punish them for their love of football, cheap booze, and highly processed finger foods. For the price of a cup of coffee, you could make a difference in this man's life.

Our organization will use those funds to procure over the counter pain medications, electrolyte replacement therapy, and high-quality trans girl porn to help get them back on their feet and filling up eager twink, cub, and girl holes.

Please consider donating to the Colby Jansen Post-Super Bowl Angels Fund™. YOU could make a difference in a muscle bear's life.

Donate now 🙏🏻