April 27, 2026
Story timeš
I went for my usual massage. Normally, itās always a girl.
So my brain was fully on autopilot
I lie down, close my eyes, ready to relax and disappear for an hourš
Massage starts..
And after a few seconds my brain goes: Wait, this feels differentš
I open my eyes- surprise - itās a guyyyy...not badš
Iām still processing the update when he suddenly goes:
āOh, by the way⦠Iāve seen you before!! Are you a model?ā
And Iām just lying there like: sir⦠I came here to relax, not to question to my life choices haha
Anyway.. massage was greatš
