August 15th 2026
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it only seems fitting that my first post in the new place would be an impromptu “fuck i feel fat” video 😂😮‍💨

please pardon the sleep deprived horny mess that i am. i’m still doing the most at the moment - i have a bed now at least, but i haven’t put anything else together yet 😂 it’s been a neverending stream of boxes and heavy lifting, but i must say i’ve also been doing some pretty heavy eating… that’s only going to get infinitely worse now that i have a full kitchen and fridge 🫠🐷 pray for me (in the “please god make her way fatter” kinda way)