July 8th 2026
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i’m sorry the audio is so shit 😭

a bit of housekeeping here:

sooooo obviously i weighed myself. i actually weighed myself a couple weeks ago and was beyond upset to see how much i l*st while i was sick 🤧 the good news is that i’ve already put 10lbs back on 😋

the bad news is that i fell a week ago and i’m still in a ton of pain. i want you to imagine this with me; a superfat woman goes into a small town pizzeria to pick up a massive sheet pizza for the office. everything is going alright until she steps out the front door and immediately eats shit. mind you, i was wearing a mini dress and super short shorts.

my legs hit the ground first, i landed squarely on my ankles and shins, thankfully i didn’t have to catch myself with my hands… oh wait. my hands were full of a massive pizza. the pizza landed top down on the pavement in front of me. i quickly pulled myself to my feet and flipped the pizza over before limping to my car.

have no fear, even though you may not have been there to witness this, all three people working in the store were at the window and watching me as i struggled 🥴

so yeah i didn’t go to a doctor or anything, in fact i got in my car the very next day and drove for 7 hours. the swelling has gone down quite a bit now but that drive was nightmarish. i’m experiencing bone-deep pain in my left ankle and i believe i may have crushed some bones in my right foot, but like… that’ll heal on its own or whatever 😂 can you tell i hate the doctor?

all of this to say that i’m taking full advantage of “taking it easy” and that includes stuffing myself relentlessly at the request of every feeder that’s offered. last night was a 5k calories “second dinner” after i demolished two dozen nuggets and a burger only a couple hours prior. 🐷 we’re so back baby!