You look so tired😨 maybe I should give you a massage?😁

I know a great massage, it’s called a “happy ending.” 👍It’ll be my first time, of course, but you don’t mind if I practice on you, do you?🙃

Anyway, I can see how tense you are—I’ll fix everything right now, and you’ll feel refreshed and completely drained.💋💦😋