Hey little man, how’s the view from down there? Not worried are you? Oh, of course not..I. Can see that boner trying to break out of your shorts, but don’t worry I don’t blame. Who wouldn’t be turned on seeing this size? This fucking power!

To be honest I was a little surprised when I started to grow, but it’s that pre workout I’ve been taking, it’s special 😈 as you can see. A few sets and suddenly I grew mid workout, my arms are monstrous , so vascular and powerful, I could crush the barbell in my hands! My pecs and abs, so thick, so heavy, abs like slate ans pecs like beach balls! Not to forget my gigantic tree trunk quads! Man they’d crush you without even a flex, but let’s be honest. You’d love it

So what’s it gonna be lil man, you gonna take a sip of this pre workout and grow like me? Or get on your knees and worship me like the god I am.