Oh sorry didn't see you down there bro, I just got so fucking huge lately! Must've been that new pre workout kicking in, though they didn't say I'd get so huge!

Now im 100ft tall! Weighing just under 5 tons but that'll probably change by tomorrow, good thing we live near all these heavy boats I can lift but they're getting pretty light now, not sure what I'll be able to do for weights once I out grow these next week, haha, maybe I'll start lifting planets, I am getting pretty close to space after all 😈

Do you regret tellling me about that pre workout now you've seen how huge I've become, or was this your plan all along?