Hey tiny beings, it’s your god here, just growing bigger day by day, had to resort to lifting massive boats just to get a little pump, gonna have to get you building me a gym fit for a god

Can barely see you past my mountainous pecs, sorry about the hotter weather lately, I’ve been really training harder and my body is like a furnace, probably last past winter too but you’re gonna have to put up with it if you wanna see me growing