POV you suspect your new secretary is turning into a blueberry 📝🫐

It's her first day, and your new administrative assistant is undeniably bad at her job. And she seems so preoccupied with this bizarre swelling in her abdomen. To be honest, it's like she's turning into a blueberry. But that's not possible -- so she's probably just a massively bloated bimbo.

cw: bloating, blueberry inflation vibes, a burp, lots of stomach noises & sloshing sounds