July 12, 2026

Welcome to hell! This week’s victim: The Envious. Endlessly craving what others have, the Envious is promised more than they could ever desire in the afterlife. Surrounded by gorgeous and doting company, the Envious knows not a moment of solitude in a self-centered palace of luxury. But a body like those around them is the one thing the Envious can never have, and they will perpetually find themselves noisily swelling from the middle with juice. As they grow plump, then fat, then spherical with the liquid, their companions grow no less beautiful and affectionate, and they will find themselves immobilized and taunted by the prodding hands and thin figures around them. After expelling all their pulp, the Envious will enjoy another round of luxury, before swelling again when they least expect it.