Welcome to Hell! This week's victim: The Vain. A preoccupation with one's body in life should only be punished with an equal and opposite preoccupation. The Vain is fed a steady stream of fattening, body-stretching foods as they watch their marbled figure soften against their clothes. Their seams will strain as their belly rounds out. Buttons will snap as rolls stack up on their back and their thighs swell into each other. No biological limits exist here, so their capacity for blubber is endless. Unfortunately, eternity is a very long time...