"What is the sound of one Ass Clapping?" - Ancient Goon Philosopher 🧐

Today, you can learn the answer to this mind-twisting mystery with this short video!

You see, my ass is so round and phat that when I'm naked and do just about anything the cheeks slap together! These shorts aren't naked, but they do the job well enough. So just the slightly jiggle is more than enough for me to start 'applauding' in your face! 😈