The maid is here to clean… but my ass is only making a bigger mess 😏🎃🔥

Dressed up in my little maid outfit for Halloween, leggings hugging my thick ass, and I'm supposed to be tidying the living room. Instead I'm on the couch ripping farts that would clear out the whole house. Bent over the cushions. Sitting down slow. Letting them rip while my big ass does all the work in those leggings 💨🍑

And then my pumpkin toy catches my eye. Baby, I climbed right on top of it and gave it the full treatment. Every fart I'd been holding in while cleaning, dropped straight onto that poor pumpkin. It got the couch farts, the standing farts, and everything in between 🎃🤢

Little maid outfit. Big nasty gas. This is what happens when you hire me for Halloween housekeeping. Nothing gets clean, but everything STINKS 😈🔥