I'm Such a Fat Ass

So yesterday we went to King of Prussia mall, which is massive. Like, 400+ stores.

Before walking around, we went to the Cheesecake Factory, which I was irrationally excited about (the dessert part mostly). I went with my partner and my family, and I naturally ate way more than everyone else - like a full dinner portion of pasta, bread, salad, and crab cake bites. And when no else wanted dessert, I did feel a little self-conscious - so we just waited until we were ready to leave and I bought a full 6-inch cheesecake AND an individual slice of a different flavor 🐷

Then we walked around, and I was quickly reminded why we don't do things like this much anymore - I'm massively out of shape. I was tired within like 30 mins of walking, probably because I was stuffed from lunch but also because my feet and back hurt lol.

We got maybe a third of the way through the place before I was ready to be done. My partner and family were having no trouble at all, mind you.

But my partner, as thoughtful as he is, got me re-motivated with a massive ice cream cone from Cold Stone Creamery. That helped me finish out the long day, and on the drive home I got McDonald's 🤤

Once we were home and settled, I got to tear into my cheesecake at long last. Their vanilla bean is soooo good, it so worth it. I then got pleasured in a different way before passing out at 9:30 from a long day.

Felt like it was a good microcosm of just what a massive, gluttonous fatty I've become and I thought you all would want to hear about it 😊