Watch me guzzle down this 2-liter Sprite. It's making me so gassy, and my belly is grumbling loudly as it struggles to handle all that soda. Every burp that escapes my lips is loud and desperate. I try to soothe my discomfort by rubbing my belly, but it doesn't seem to help. My stomach is packed full of that carbonated drink. These bubbles are filling every available space inside me, stretching me from the inside out, testing the limits of my capacity.