Post from Chicken · June 29, 2022

I am on the special time of the month and let me tell you I want to destroy some pasta and make you give me a 2 hour long massage.
AND if you don’t, you lose your boobie nap. That’s where you lay your head on my boobs and I pet you until you fall asleep. But I BETTER GET THAT ALFREDO 😤
RANT:
This week, I’ve been full of rage. My doorways are super small at my apartment and my laundry basket got caught on the door handle and I couldn’t get it to disconnect and IT PINCHED ME so I just started flailing my body around because I was so angry. You ever do that? Like stub your toe and you wanna make that table regret being made into a wonderful useful piece of furniture?

Fuck you, doorknob.

(Don’t mind my cluttered hobbit home, don’t got a lot of room.)