I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I DIDN'T EVEN CUM.

YEAH YOU READ THAT RIGHT, I DIDN'T CUM.

ACTUALLY, I FAKED IT.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

OH MAN, I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING IN YOUR SHOES.

YOU TOLD YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU MADE ME CUM.

THEY CHEERED YOU UP AND ALL.

BUT NO, DIDN'T CUM.

I FAKED IT.

YOU DIDN'T MAKE ME CUM.