It shouldn't be too hard for you to guess where I am and what I’ve been up to, right?

Alright, I’ll tell you... I’ve decided to dedicate myself to sports. Don't laugh, I'm serious. Well, almost seriously.

After my third attempt to do a push-up off the sofa (spoiler alert: the sofa won), I realized it was time to make a change. So now, I’m an athlete. Well, in my own mind, anyway 😁