So, I decided to add yellow color to my life
I’m in the elevator, feeling myself, when my neighbor walks in on my floor with a massive bag of groceries. He stares at my legs in dead silence for like five seconds, and then blops out: "So... where’s the exclusive exotic bird carnival happening in town today?"

Honestly? In that moment, I wanted the floor to just swallow me whole. But then I realized... the man clearly knows nothing about art