October 10, 2026

**NO RETURNS ON THIS COUCH **

What’s the fun of having a big couch if you’re not going to use it? So I got a few bros together to break things in. I started off with @cubanbd , before inviting @johnferm and the enigmatic @davidblue_5 to strip naked and join. We took things slowly — I wanted this foursome to last alll day. Well, at least it lasted an hour. An hour of us tasting each other’s mouths, cocks, balls, and asses. We broke off into pairs before getting back together in a big group for the grand finale. There’s no way Ikea is accepting this return.