I'm building a co-star. Why the fuck not?
I make puppets, I'm crafty, and I have no shame about having a crush on the weird person-sized Muppets too ... Can you imagine a night with Sweetums!?

Best of all? I don't have to chase a foam collab partner down to sign paperwork and photocopy a stuffed dummy's driver's license and sign media releases! If i wanna film a scene, I don't need to wait. I'm in my own way if my Frankenweenie Stunt Cock won't even film with me...

What's the worst thing that could happen? It's making me get too many ideas for porn parody productions! Greenscreen movie magic I can use it with! Rejections I can avoid by asking it to the prom!

Dang it, Yufi! Keep it simple, slut!

Let's just post some nudes for now...

But consider this a glimpse into me becoming the creator I fantasized wanting to become way back when I decided to start making porn, hahaha