👓 Thinking about all the porn I'll be posting, hehehe...

I feel as though I dipped my toes in the water but have been waiting, biding my time for the right moment to jackknife into the pool. But come on, let's face it, I'm still learning how to swim I don't know how to jackknife into the pool!

So instead of getting held up by perfectionist pitfalls. Things like wanting the perfect cosplay set to post, or to find enough time to finish up sewing another outfit, or to edit this soapy shower buttplug pay, or for me to learn how to control my face while taking pictures of myself lol

That's dumb, we all know my face can't be controlled by mere mortals. It's unfair to me to keep waiting to do this right, because doing it right takes practice!

Keep on sending me newspaper clippings about boners I have caused around town, or intrusive thoughts my butt forces upon you! That's hot feedback! Reassures me, reminds me to stop overthinking it and have fun with this.

My boners should be friends with your boners, just sayin'

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