also my birthdays coming up so I guess I'm giving everybody discount price for subscription or doing another round of free yearlies. free yearlies for everyone is honestly just the easiest so.

if i've ever given you a free yearly subscription and it's about to run out (or has) please be sure to reach out to me to have it extended. at a certain point shit like that is completely automated (think 1 membership subscription that persists across sites) but right now I have a bunch of baby steps and no main website (or membership structure). just an onlyfans which has been my sole income for the last 1 to two years while taking an extended step away from my previous agency (bad guys).

If any of the following applies to you and you are not subscribed to my onlyfans for FREE, please message me about it.

if you:
A) have paid to be subscribed for greater than 6+ months
B) paid big $ amounts to me for content requests that are relatively too simple for that $ but fuck proportional rewards amirite
C) at any point in time come across to me as / proven to be someone who (cannot or) should not be affording some random porn dude's subscription fees for content that (trust me) others work way harder on. aka single mothers, budgeting college kids, or anyone in a foreign country where the living conditions suck ass compared to my wonderful california weather that I spend all your money on weed in. Nah, I can't live like that. You all eat (well, smoke) for free at my table.

my birthday is on June 6th so if all or most of you are not subbed for free by then, i dunno, oops or something