Weekly reminder that I do take requests

No, I will not do anything with a guy.
No, I will not chat with you on a seperate platform.
No, I will not play with my asshole.

I am an incredibly vanilla, single, dork. I will jerk off. I will say some things. I may even say your name. If you make a request that requires me to fuck someone, I may be able to find someone. But again- single dork in the time of covid.

Hopefully it'll be orgies all post covid summer long fingers crossed