🚨 NOW ACCEPTING ONLINE BOYFRIEND APPLICATIONS 🚨

Requirements are strict because apparently we need to review what OLD SCHOOL EFFORT looks like in the digital age. 😂

☕ Send my caffeine because you know I’m up working.🍽️ Buy my lunch just because you thought about me.💜 Send a random “go get yourself something pretty.”📲 Check in because you actually give a fuck. I’m gonna be checking in on you.😈 Be consistent — not obsessed for 72 hours and then disappear.💸 Spoil me because you want to, not because you think you just purchased unlimited access to me.🤍 Take care of me, and I’ll take care of you right back.

And let me make one thing VERY clear: I spoil back — and I spoil GOOD. 🥰I love making someone feel appreciated, wanted and taken care of when that same energy is being poured into me. This isn’t a one-way street.

And honestly? I’m a simple fucking girl. 😂
Keep me caffeinated. Keep me fed. Occasionally tell me to go get my nails or hair done. That’s it. I’m EASY. 💅☕🍕It’s not about some ridiculous dollar amount — it’s the “I thought about you” that gets me every damn time.

And most importantly…

DON’T TELL ME HOW YOU’RE GOING TO TREAT ME. SHOW ME.

I’m over the “I’m gonna spoil you,” “I’m different,” “I’ll take care of you” speeches.

Sir. Respectfully…

My caffeine order is available immediately. Start there. 😂

Consistency gets my attention.Effort keeps it.Entitlement loses it.

Applications are open. Show me why yours shouldn’t immediately go in the rejection pile. 💋😈

📋 APPLICATION PERIOD: 7 DAYS.You have one week to make an impression. After that, applications close and qualified candidates move on to the probationary boyfriend period. 😂

Words will not be considered part of your application. I’m grading on actions only.

Good luck, gentlemen. Competition may or may not be fierce. 💋😈