May 11, 2026 9:16 · Portrait
_I'M SO EMBARRASSED _😪
Over the weekend, I went to the restaurant I’d been dying to try. The food was delicious—I feel like I could go back a hundred times. The waiter brought me a napkin with his number on it, and since I’m so absent-minded, I USED IT TO WIPE MY MOUTH (that’s what it’s for, right???) And after it was all crumpled up… that’s when I realized there was something written on it lol.
What would you have done if you were the waiter?
