PUBLIC SODA BURPS 🥤
i decided to go to the park in my favorite tight outfit and chug some soda and let all my loud burps out!

i rarely drink soda but when i do it sure does make me burpy! the carbonation builds up inside of me and once they start coming out they don’t stop! my burps sound great don’t you think? there were a few people walking and glanced my way, even made a face once they heard my outrageous burps!  how dare me be hot and fat at the park with my belly out just loudly burping from my sofa? next time l have to chug even more. i can’t wait to see how much more ill burp then👀