omg why did nobody warn me that leg day makes you feral???

tell me why I was on the bench trying to focus and my body just decided to betray me 😭

like… the friction?? the way I was sitting?? idk but I had to adjust like three times because it was getting embarrassing.

I swear I wasn’t trying to be bad… it just kinda happened.

and then when I stood up I immediately panicked thinking someone noticed.

now I’m home and I cannot stop thinking about it.

this is literally your fault btw.

because if you weren’t always in my head like that maybe I’d be normal.

anyway… I’m about to “finish what leg day started” 😌

should I behave… or tell you exactly what I’m about to do?

dm me before I lose my self control