Rubric joke of the day😎:
The man decided to take semen for analysis. The doctor gave him a jar:

• Here. Bring it tomorrow morning.
  In the morning he comes with an empty jar and says:
• I tried it yesterday first with one hand, then with the other, then my wife tried it with her hands, then with her mouth, then we called a neighbor...
• You invited the neighbor too?! - Yes! We tried every-thing, but we still couldn't get this jar to open this jar. 😂
  Have a nice day :)