Sooo, I guess dick ratings/reviews are a thing, or so I just learned. I'm into the idea, so...

Send me a dick pic and tell me if you want honesty, praise or humiliation.

For only $3 I'll send you my opinion on...
Length:
Girth:
Veins:
Mood:
Curve:
Sex Position:
Nickname:
What I'd do to it:
Overall rating: */10