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May 22, 2026

I'll be honest, I HATED football growing up. Every Sunday my parents (mostly my mom) would wake me up screaming at the TV and I came to associate all of that with being woken up too early on the weekend and the Sunday Scaries of going back to school.

I still don't really care for football. I have 0 interest in watching games that aren't:

  1. Seahawks

  2. The extremely rare, close, super athletic games

But... I miss home and, because I never appreciated it enough when I was there, I simp and Stan Seattle anything HARD now. And man, it's been an amazing year for it! 🥹

Baseball is still better. ⚾️