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RATING WILL INCLUDE:
Suckability – how badly does it make me want to put it in my mouth?

Fuckability – would I ride it? How deep would I let it go?

Cum Worthiness – does it deserve to finish… or not even close?

Presentation – grooming, lighting, pose… did you try or nah?

Vein Game – throbby? Smooth? Deliciously detailed?

Tip Score – color, shape, lickability of the head.

Curve Factor – is there a curve? Does it hit the right spots?