This small? 🥺
Oh, love... did you really expect me to be impressed with that?
I have bigger, harder... and more obedient toys.
Do you want me to measure you and humiliate you accordingly?
I'm in the mood for a good laugh 😈

💦 Send me a little message, show me what you've got... if you're up for it.
⚠️ Warning: my tongue is sharper than my heels