omg! guess what happened to me today!!
reminder texts should be illegal! 😳

i’d been stuffing all morning. like it’s a normal day

then my phone buzzes and it’s my doctors clinic, i’m supposed to be going there in one hour! 🫪

so i show up already huge. already full. top not sitting right. walking like i’ve got a whole extra person on the front of me!

they had to use the big scales! i had to lie down with this tight swollen belly in the air and act like i hadn’t just spent days packing it, he did not believe a word about “normal eating”

I’ve got the full write-up, i need someone else to suffer through how red my face was!

If you want the full doctors notes and a surprise weigh in 😂 tip this post $10 and have a guess at what I weighed in at?

the doctors notes are like 5 pages long, I’m actually kind of horny reading them 🙈