Post from /GurgleGoddess · March 3, 2026
Orange juice… -HIC!- ohhh that damned beverage! It’s soooo embarrassing to be so addicted to it right now do a whole lot of different reasons… ohhhhh, the effect it has on my digestive system! I don’t know why it fills me with gas the way it does but I’ve found that sipping OJ through a straw is a sure-fire way to give myself a bloated belly, explosive burps and - most embarrassing of all - the hiccups 🫢 It’s a bit of a ‘be careful what you wish for’ situation… I always wanted to get hiccups more often but now I can’t help HUP-ing every time I sip my favourite beverage! I’m so ashamed, my weight gain is outta control so I have a big, fat belly and it jiggles like crazy with every jolt to my chest! Just look at the state of my stripy, gassy gut! My hiccups start out gentle and soft, then grow stronger and a little explosive before growing a little calmer again. I end with a few bigger, explosive hiccups that leave me with an achy belly and chest! There are a few big, deep belches here too, and you’ll see me struggle with the concept of buttoning my shirt up… fun fact, I’d managed to fasten it for a clip I’ll be posting soon, right before this video! I had no idea the bloating I get from orange juice was so severe! All in all this is one embarrassing video… but it’s not stopped me supping the orange stuff… in fact, writing this has done nothing but make me want to get another glass right now! 😇
