Have you noticed how awkwardly I'm sitting in this photo?

It's simple: the guy on the left 🍆 is pushing his way to the front and brazenly demanding attention, while the one behind him 🍑 is upset that he's been forgotten.

It’s practically a clan war in my underwear.

Who should I calm down first? The one in front, or the one in back? Or should I just give up and take it all off at once? 🤷‍♂️