a few years ago i was in a commercial for a regional credit union and these are all the lines that didn't make the final cut.

the idea was supposed to be that getting a loan is so hard you need a stunt double to do it for you but look at the wig they put my "stunt double" in. i was trying not to be offended but i was like is that really what you think my hair looks like am i a joke to you??

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