**I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BIKING WITH YOU TODAY 🚴🏻‍♂️ **

But honestly? I'm not sure we'll make it very far 😼 Every time I see you in those tight biking shorts, I get distracted thinking about what's underneath. I'm already imagining us finding a secluded trail where I can "accidentally" fall off my bike just so you'll have to help me up. One thing will lead to another, and before we know it, MY SHORTS WILL BE AROUND MY ANKLES WHILE YOU'RE BENDING ME OVER MY BIKE SEAT 😳 I'll be holding onto the handlebars for dear life while you pound me from behind, right there in the middle of nature. Everyone else is exercising, but we'll be working up a sweat in a much more fun way. I hope you brought plenty of water, because we're going to need it after we're done fucking in the wilderness.