You might be a wizard, but I'm about to cast a spell of my own 🪄

I'm going to perform a little _Wingardium Leviosa _on your cock 😼 and watch it rise like a gold snitch seeking its goal. Then, with a whispered Evanesco, I'm going to make that thick magic wand disappear completely. The question is, should I make it vanish in my tight, forbidden Chamber of Secrets, or my eager, wet Sorting Hat? 🥵