let's play post roulette.
pick a number between 1 and 300. add your birthday to it (month + date) and add my birthday to it (5 + 5).

now go scroll down my page for that many seconds... whatever the nearest paid post is that you stumble on, you have to unlock and cum to.

you're allowed to skip one post if it's Giantess and you don't have a Giantess fetish but no other exceptions! Oh, and make a note of my birthday, it's in a months time. I expect gifts.