It’s been a long day and I’m tired…why don’t you come give ur ol man back massage and if it slips in, well it’ll be our little secret. Make sure to get in there really deep and work that stress out…I can take it hard like a man don’t worry…but if I start grunting and cursing you better try and pin me down. If that doesn’t work just wrap your arms around my thighs and shove your face in my hairy hole…feelin you eat my sweet pink will calm me down. You can keep it PG boy but don’t start something you can’t finish…now climb on top and show me what you fuckin got.