WELL HELLO

I don't know if any of you remember the tale of this toy but for those of you who are unaware, this is the reason I've not seen my mum in over a month 🤣

Basically I share an Amazon account with my family so they can use my Prime subscription (cheap bastards) so in order to go under the radar with this particular purchase, my good friend Peaches ordered it off my wishlist for me. LITTLE DID I KNOW that my address on there had defaulted to my mum's address instead of mine. Anyway Peaches gets a notice that item has been delivered but I regret to inform her no such item has arrived at my place of residence, and we are puzzled.

Not long after I received a call from my stepdad to let me know my 'hand blown personal glass massager' had arrived at his house and he opened it thinking it was my mum's birthday presents he ordered. Well I nearly died there and then chaps. What's worse is that they know exactly what I do for a living so there really was no denying the use for it 🤣

I've only just plucked up the courage to retrieve it so tomorrow I'll finally be filming with it, and I hope you'll remember this little tale of its journey when you reap the benefits. Goodnight 💕