Know how there's sometimes a solid 5-10 minutes between you asking for a photo of me rn. This is why. Although I have MASTERED the art of 5 minute makeup and hair, and you should all be suitably impressed.

Don't even say 'I'd love to see you like that', because I will fight you. I didn't learn how to wing liner in 30 seconds for a man to say they love noodle juice on my chin okay?