Today has been a proper whirlwind. Spent half the morning trying to defeat a boss that kept absolutely rinsing me. Nearly launched my controller across the room but I kept my cool. Very mindful, right?

Then I treated myself to a cuppa and a biscuit but somehow ended up eating six. Balance is a myth. Now I'm curled up wondering if anyone else has a knack for turning the simplest tasks into full blown sagas. What's the most ridiculous thing you've managed to cock up today?