I have been reading badly written, definitely AI smut slop and I couldn't be happier. You can prize it out of my sticky little paws, but the algorithm knows me now, it'll just bring me more.

I'd love to actually write a smutty novella myself one day but I just totally lack the time, and probably now the eloquence too. 6 second videos have trained my attention span to resemble that of a hamster on speed.